Watchmen

For two years I’ve put on fabulous shoes and paraded around the country standing up for Children, Immigrants, Christians, and the LGBTQ community. I’ve walked among thousands of Trump supporters, Q theorists, Anonymous aficionados, and conservatives, but never once did I feel out of place or unwelcome. Carrying a Rainbow LGBT flag has been a staple of my freedom of expression and PVC leftover from my home projects represents the hard work that everyday people take for granted. On planes traveling around the country my homemade craft stays home and I use a broomstick from wherever I’m staying for the same reason. I am the oldest of four boys and have always been designated protector of my family and myself. Being capable of defending yourself is a staple in Hispanic homes and my home was no exception. Conservatives are royalty when taking the high road because they’re afraid of how they’ll get painted should they show any form of aggression. We’ve all seen the iconic images of “raging” trump supporters at rallies that were people in the middle of a chant made to look like an angry mob. The left rarely shows the whole truth because when PRESENTED with facts, they choose to block, ignore, suppress and dismiss anything counter their narrative. Today, on the eve of the monthly “Save the Children” rally, a leftist rag wants to paint me out as some cook fringe persona. I assure my detractors that I’m very real and if you’re going to write an article about me, I prefer to be called Mario Presents. Additionally, please take photographs of my shoes, I don’t wear them so your camera can ignore my very loud form of self expression. Last month, when the self proclaimed “President of Antifa”, Dante the comic touched my personal property, I returned the favor and my property touched him back. I won’t lie, I’m a Catholic and I don’t need any more “Our Fathers” after confession. The police did move in and the Proud Boys also defended me by pushing him away from the event. I have video of the incident in question and he clearly touched my property first; but you can decide for yourself. I’ll be back in Hollywood this Saturday to raise awareness to the plights that our children face. From abuse to trafficking, we need to protect that most innocent in our society. Being a voice for the voiceless takes courage, especially when you’re unique. My persona is shadowbanned, suppressed, and now misrepresented, but that won’t stop me. Standing up for my rights and looking fabulous while doing it is effective, Lady MAGA USA has proven that. Patriots like Andy Ngo, Richard Grenell, Scott Presler, Ricky Rebel, Brian Talbert, Erin Smith, David Leatherwood, and countless others are shattering stereotypes. The #RainbowPlantation is being destroyed before our very eyes and if the leftists miss me in Hollywood, they can find me in Burbank at Tinhorn Flats.