First, it was 14 days. Two weeks to slow the spread and we stayed home hoping you’d go away. Here we are, one whole year later, it’s time to celebrate the milestone of one year with us.
The overall death rate remains unchanged so perhaps you solved the cancer epidemic; or cured it. Next month we’ll be sure to present you with the Nobel Peace prize because during your first year of life we saw the black community get raised to new heights while you killed thousands (allegedly). The sitting President, Donald Trump, was criticized for resuming his rallies after the summer saw thousands in the streets while you encouraged people to stay home.
This weekend our patriot group is hosting a birthday party for you. People are gathering from across the southland to celebrate the one year anniversary of your birth, you should be elated. Instead, I’m sure the proverbial Karens will be clutching their pearls and telling everyone how insensitive our event will be; I don’t care.
The scientific facts show that for healthy individuals, the Covid-19 virus is not a threat. I have a theory that the people who suffered from the effects the most from your enveloped DNA are also avid recipients of the flu vaccine. Our bodies are designed to eradicate Coronaviruses and you are just another variation that happens to be more virulent. We lost friends, and family members in 2020, but when every death is a result of your infection, we became suspicious. Especially since often times the bodies were destroyed and the true cause of the death suppressed.
Today they’re telling us to get vaccinated for our safety, but my own half sister was vaccinated against your cousin SARS when he made an appearance, and she almost died. We’d rather overcome your effects naturally if possible, or with tested retrovirals used since the 70’s with a proven record of sucesss.
We refuse to be locked down any more. If violent protests in Dublin, Norway, Germany, and other countries aren’t enough, maybe a birthday party will be better. This Saturday we’re going to gather peacefully, grill food, play games, and enjoy the company of our friends. We are stronger together, plus the human body requires that we interact with each other to share flora that ultimately strengthens our immune systems.
Happy Birthday Covid-19!
