Alarm Signal
A predator must be sly in order to capture its prey. What is a predator’s biggest threat when hunting? It’s not you or me, it’s those pesky birds. Studies have shown that birds signal when a predator is in the area and other animals should take heed too. Birds aren’t alone in alerting their neighbors of danger, many mammals and even primates do this to protect their flock. At the Trump Rally, I was that bird.
John Hotchkiss of “Be Less Stupid” showed up to the Phoenix Trump Rally a day early along with the rest of the media. Journalists were surprised that people would camp out 36 hours in advance of the event, especially in Arizona. Reputable news agencies were everywhere, and then John showed up, wearing a MAGA hat, and Trump T-shirt. I recognized him immediately and started ranting like a lunatic that this dude was a leftist who runs with ANTIFA(true). I was so caught off guard that I couldn’t remember his channels name immediately so I retreated to my phone to verify my alarm calls with my Los Angeles Patriot family.
I knew that he was a leftist, and that his social media rival was Brandon from That’s The Point but in my excitedness I needed to regather my emotions. It wasn’t long before I had all the answers I needed and I strut back into his face and called him out to his camera. Your hat and shirt weren’t going to fool me today and I was NOT going to let you make fools of the people in line by twisting their interviews around. John at my tail, I strut my way up and down the line of people telling them exactly what channel this guy was from, encouraged them to see his content before they gave ANY interview, and sounded the alarm. Within moments people realized how much of a threat this guy posed and turned their backs on him.
Several hours later he was back, in a new outfit with ice-cream pops. We still weren’t going to give him an interview or content and anyone who DID take a treat waited to be off camera view before enjoying their frozen confection; Except “Brick Suit”. Others, like me, turned it down completely. I descended on the crowd again pointing out that this dude thinks a wardrobe change will make him someone new. This time I was not alone. Jen Harrison from AZ Patriots had just arrived too, and then Ben Bergquam from Frontline showed up. Both of these hard hitting journalists took their show right to John. People were excited!
John eventually left, only to return the following day inside the fairgrounds. He stalked the front of the line only to be rebuked and relegated himself to wandering the latrine area. As he asked for interviews, the 100+ people who camped over night warned everyone around them about his channel. Eventually John found himself inside the Trump rally long enough to get ejected. Moral of the story: Don’t feed the Democratic Socialists.