I’ve turned mandated masks policies into conversation starters.
You’ll either sit next to me uncomfortably, or you’ll get up and move away.
Those who are unlucky enough to stay get cross examined. It’s part of my charm!
Momma used to tell me that her biggest fear when I was growing up was that I was gonna get snatched up because I talked to EVERYONE. Not much has changed, has it momma!?
